Just wanted to say my thoughts and best wishes are with Felipe Massa, driver of Scuderia Ferrari F1 team. He suffer a devastating crash in Hungary on Saturday during qualifying for the race. i got my fingers crossed for you man.
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Good luck Felipe
Just wanted to say my thoughts and best wishes are with Felipe Massa, driver of Scuderia Ferrari F1 team. He suffer a devastating crash in Hungary on Saturday during qualifying for the race. i got my fingers crossed for you man.
Thursday, July 23, 2009
How about a joke
A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, "How much do you charge?"
Hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job."
Guy says, "$500 dollars! For a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!"
The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?"
"Yes."
"Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?"
"Yes."
"And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?"
"Yes."
"Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500."
Guy says, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try." They retire to a nearby motel.
A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?"
The hooker replies, "$1,500."
I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!"
The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500."
The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another year or so, and says, "Sign me up."
Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker,
"How much for some pussy?"
The hooker says, "Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?"
"Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?"
"No," the hooker replies, "but I would if I had a pussy."
Hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job."
Guy says, "$500 dollars! For a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!"
The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?"
"Yes."
"Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?"
"Yes."
"And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?"
"Yes."
"Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500."
Guy says, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try." They retire to a nearby motel.
A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?"
The hooker replies, "$1,500."
I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!"
The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500."
The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another year or so, and says, "Sign me up."
Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker,
"How much for some pussy?"
The hooker says, "Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?"
"Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?"
"No," the hooker replies, "but I would if I had a pussy."
Sunday, July 19, 2009
red hot beautiful engineering
just thought this is an awesome pic of a BMW LMR V-12 engine being run on an engine dyno
Wienermobile Penetrates Wisconsin Home
This is funny shit, the 22 year old female driver of the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile, plowed it into a home in Mount Pleasant, Wis. No one was home or injured.
see story by BJ Lutz
Thursday, July 16, 2009
USA!! USA!!
Just an awesome pic and wanted to show some love and respects to our troops, do work!!
thanks to sevencityforums.com
Sunday, July 12, 2009
More Sad Cheetah's news
So the old favorite Cheetah's Strip Club Hallandale has more bad news.The club's owner cut a deal with the Florida Division of Alcoholic Beverages and Tobacco to put the liquor license on the market and pay a $15,000 fine rather than risk losing the license and its value at resale.So basically it doesn't look likely that its coming back anytime soon.
The club has been shuttered since March 7, when the state and Hallandale Beach police raided it, arresting 16 dancers and two managers on misdemeanor charges related to prostitution.Undercover police officers went into Cheetah, just east of Interstate 95 off Hallandale Beach Boulevard, at least 16 times in the past year. According to state records, exotic dancers committed lewd acts in their presence, offered them sex and sold them cocaine.
Women with stage names like ''Fantasia'' and ''Jewels'' asked for as much as $470 to commit sexual acts, using come-ons like ''the VIP room would be like our honeymoon,'' the state records say. By the way i remember "Fantasia" she was fine as hell and was a great performer. Sad news to say the least, i will miss that place, but the memories will live.
see the full story BY JON BURSTEIN, Sun Sentinel
The club has been shuttered since March 7, when the state and Hallandale Beach police raided it, arresting 16 dancers and two managers on misdemeanor charges related to prostitution.Undercover police officers went into Cheetah, just east of Interstate 95 off Hallandale Beach Boulevard, at least 16 times in the past year. According to state records, exotic dancers committed lewd acts in their presence, offered them sex and sold them cocaine.
Women with stage names like ''Fantasia'' and ''Jewels'' asked for as much as $470 to commit sexual acts, using come-ons like ''the VIP room would be like our honeymoon,'' the state records say. By the way i remember "Fantasia" she was fine as hell and was a great performer. Sad news to say the least, i will miss that place, but the memories will live.
see the full story BY JON BURSTEIN, Sun Sentinel
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Hot Girl of this Moment
My personal favorite dream girl, the indian goddess model turned pornstar, Sunny Leone.
Auto Art
Just remembered how cool automotive art is, so i found a few pics of the legendary series of BMW art cars. enjoy
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